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Weird Al Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today Sarki Sozu
Aquarius
There’s travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a
speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a
day
Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virusWeird [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - Young, Dumb & Ugly Sarki Sozu
We’re dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes
Most of our brain cells are gone
We were born to be bad, you better not make us mad
Or we just might toilet paper your lawn
We got a reputation ’round these parts
We [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - Youre Pitiful Sarki Sozu
My life is brilliant
What, was I too early?
Oh, sorry… Should I - do you wanna start over, or…
Keep going? Okay… now? Now?
My life is brilliant
Your life’s a joke
You’re just patheticWeird Al Yankovic
You’re always broke
Your homemade Star [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - You Make Me Sarki Sozu
You make me wanna slam my head against the wall
You make me do the limbo
You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall
You make me watch the Gong Show
There’s really something kinda strange about you, baby, [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - You Dont Take Your Showers Sarki Sozu
You don’t take your showers
You don’t use Ban Roll On
Please don’t come near me anymore
I’ll throw up on the floor because you make me ill
I remember when
You used to smell half-decentWeird Al Yankovic
That hasn’t been too recent
Now [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - You Dont Love Me Anymore Sarki Sozu
We’ve been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what’s wrong?
Seems you don’t want me around
The passion is gone and the flames died down
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda Chant Sarki Sozu
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Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda Sarki Sozu
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - Wont Eat Prunes Again Sarki Sozu
It was just the other day
When we went to Joe’s Cafe
Just to order up a couple steaks to eat
But we noticed something wrong
All the Worcestershire was gone
But the waitress brought a different kind of treat
Weird Al Yankovic
She [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - Why Does This Always Happen to Me Sarki Sozu
I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
About some devistating earthquake in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive
On the Richter scale it measured 8.2
And [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - White & Nerdy Sarki Sozu
They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking
I’m so White N’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy(nerday)
Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdyWeird Al Yankovic
Look at me I’m [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - White And Nerdy Sarki Sozu
They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - When I Was Your Age Sarki Sozu
Let me tell you sonny… let me set you straight
You kids today ain’t never had it rough
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate
You lazy brats think nothing’s good enough
Well, nobody ever drove me to [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - Weasel Stomping Day Sarki Sozu
Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! It’s Weasel Stomping Day
Put your Viking helmet on
Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn
Don’t you know it’s Weasel Stomping Day
Weird Al Yankovic
All the little girls [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - We Got The Beef Sarki Sozu
Had ourselves a little barbeque
Corn on the cob and mashed potatoes too
Joe got the Fritos, Ernie got the stew
So what did you bring
We got the beef
We got the beef
We got the beefWeird Al Yankovic
Yeah, we got it
(We [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - Wanna B Ur Lovr Sarki Sozu
I don’t have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You’re an ectomorph, no doubt
Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostrils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - Waffle King Sarki Sozu
It took a lifetime, but I finally found
The perfect waffle recipe
You’ll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin’ town
One little bite and I’m sure that you’ll agree
Your eyes roll back and your knees get [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - Virus Alert Sarki Sozu
Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
Really want to give you a warning
‘Cause I found out this morning
‘Bout a dangerous, insidious comuter virus
If you should get any mail with the subject: "Stinky Cheese"
Better not go [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - Velvet Elvis Sarki Sozu
My life, it used to be incomplete
?Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet
My life it won’t be the same again
Now I’m proud to say the king lives on inside my den
Oh, [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - UHF Sarki Sozu
Put down your remote control
Throw out your TV Guide
Put away your jacket
There’s no need to go outside
Don’t you know that we control the horizontal
We control the verticle, too
We gonna make a couch potato out of you
That’s what [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - Twister Sarki Sozu
Yeah
Well, Well, Milton Bradley’s got a def one
It’s a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister)
Yeah, all the girls and homeboys
Playin’ Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!)
Spin the spinner and call the shot
Twister ties you up in a knot
That’s TwisterWeird Al Yankovic
Yeah, [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - Truck Drivin Song Sarki Sozu
I’m drivin’ a truck
Drivin’ a big ol’ truck
Pedal to the metal, hope I don’t run out of luck
Rollin’ down the highway until the break of dawn
Drivin’ a truck with my high heels on
My diesel rig is northward [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - Trigger Happy Sarki Sozu
Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There’s no feeling any greater
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I’m trigger [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - Trapped In The Drive-Thru Sarki Sozu
Seven O’Clock in the evening
Watchin somethin’ stupid on TV
I’m zoned out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me
She says "Is this ‘Behind the Music’
With Lynard Skynard?"
And I say "I don’t know. [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - Trash Day Sarki Sozu
It’s rotten
So rotten here
So rotten
Oh !
It was like, the last day before trash day
My place was gettin’ kinda nas-tay
Even though the garbage I knew would reekWeird Al Yankovic
(You know) Thought that I could leave it for one [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - Traffic Jam Sarki Sozu
Carbon monoxide
Making me choke
No A.C.
And the radio’s broke
Cars backed up
Far as you can see
Seems like I’ve been waiting here for all eternity
Oh, and just in case you’re wonderingWeird Al Yankovic
I’ll tell you where I am
I’m right here [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - Toothless People Sarki Sozu
They only show you their gums when they smile
Aint got a tooth in their heads now how vile
Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce
They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss
Hey, stand up
Toothless people, the [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - This Is The Life Sarki Sozu
I eat filet mignon seven times a day
My bathtub’s filled with Perrier
What can I say
This is the life
I buy a dozen cars when I’m in the mood
I hire somebody to chew my food
I’m an upwardly mobile dudeWeird [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - The White Stuff Sarki Sozu
The white stuff, The white stuff
The first one was a sweet one
Second one was a blast
Soon I finished off the bag, ate ‘em up real fast
You can see ‘em in my teeth
Tell it when I talk
Had so [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - Theme From Rocky XIII Sarki Sozu
Fat and weak, what a disgrace
Guess the champ got too lazy
Ain’t gonna fly now, he’s just takin’ up space
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain
But he’s no bum, he works down the street
He bought the [...]
Weird Al Yankovic - The Weird Al Show Theme Sarki Sozu
Oh, this is a story ’bout a guy named Al
And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal
But the sanitation workers really didn’t approve
So he packed up his accordion and had to move
To a city in [...]
